we in SecuroServ know that taking picture's of you're money,cars,planes
and other rich mumbo jumbo stuff that young rich kids do nowadays is
time comsuming & even you are to weak to defend yourslef despite the fact
you take photos of weapons cover in gold but when you 're hipster neighbour
salutes you panic without no reason whatsoever thinking it's a serial killer

then register as a vip memeber of our securoserv vip program & we will protect you
from everything even from little girl scouts that want to sell you cookies..